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If Breaking Bad were about yaoi instead of meth…

Walter White: Jesse… We need to make yaoi.
Jesse: Whoa, bitch! I’m gonna get, like, a mega nosebleed if we keep making this, yo!
Jane: (Dies)
Gus: I will hire you at Los Fujos Hermanos. We have a yaoi lab in the basement.
Saul: (Is an uke)
Walter White: Jesse. We NEED to keep making yaoi for Mr. Fring.
Jesse: (Having a mega nosebleed) I’m trying, Mr. White! I’m like, breaking bad, yo!
Hank, on the toilet, reading yaoi: Wow this is pretty good… But so damn illegal… I must find Heisemeberg…
Marie: Why are you collecting these toys of weird guys kissing?
Hank: FOR CHRIST’S SAKE MARIE, THEY’RE YAOI FIGURES! THEY MAKE ME SQUEE!
Skyler: Walter, I am leaving you. I fucked Ted. He has bigger yaoi hands than you.
Walter White: Fine. (Throws a yaoi pizza on the roof)
Walt Jr.: (Has yaoi-flavored pancakes for breakfast)
Jesse: Yo! Bitch